"Everything in the universe has rhythm; Everything dances." (Maya Angelou) And no one danced more than Bachelor #11: Mr. Salsa. He was several years younger than me, he was very fit, and every date was an opportunity to go salsa dancing! I had never really salsa danced before. Bachelor #11 didn't mind. He was happy (and patient) to teach me. But I guess you could say we weren't dancing to the same rhythm. I discovered he was unemployed, on welfare and lived with his mother. I, on the other hand, was the sole parent and support of four children. I needed someone dancing a dance more similar to mine. Need I say more? Except for this: "Salsa is something I usually put on my chips, um with a little cheese. I'm going to say that's the only thing I really know about salsa." (Travis Wall)