"Reality is the #1 cause of insanity among those who are in contact with it." My grandpa was a cute, gentle, nice, loving man. He was short, bald, soft spoken, kind to children, served in his state House of Representatives, was a farmer and wore white patent leather shiny shoes when he dressed up. He was a 1970s Lifesavers commercial come to life. I never knew anyone who didn't love him. I was with my former father-in-law, once, and was completely struck by the different grandfather my children had: tall, with thick dark hair, tan skin, a big tattoo, played college football, was a Golden Glove boxer in the Navy, and worked in construction. It made me laugh. My children certainly were living a different reality from the one I had. This morning I was reminded of that, again, as my youngest sang me a song, over and over, before I left for work. It went like this (sung to the tune of "The Farmer In The Dell") : "The farmer in the jail, the farmer in the jail, heigh-ho the dairy-oh, the farmer in the jail." I told my son I loved his song. And then I explained, "It actually goes like this," sang it for him the traditional way, and taught him what a "dell" is. But he didn't buy it at all." No, it's not, Mom. The farmer is in JAIL." (I don't think jail was even in my vocabulary when I was his age. Like I said, my children are certainly living a different reality from the one I had! It's funny, what becomes your reality, based on your unexpected life and its experiences.) We had a discussion about farmers and what good people they are, that they're working on their farms, not in a jail; but my argument fell on the deaf ears of a preschooler. Long story short, he wouldn't change his song. Or his belief. Last year that little ditty would have panicked me. Today, I simply dropped my son off at daycare and thought, "Hmm, those children are going to learn a new song today!" I realized I've accepted my unexpected life. I'm comfortable, again, in my own skin. I don't dread the "P" word (prison.) And it feels good. Not to mention it can be VERY entertaining!" I am biased to my show as a whole but it is still very entertaining." (Rob Mariano)