There's another bonus of the unexpected life I can't forget to mention. I call it "The Felony Diet." It's simple, really. No special workout regimen, no special meals, nothing to prepare. Just live a day like March 18, 2009, and you won't believe the results! I lost SEVEN POUNDS the first day, Wednesday, March 18, 2009. I lost two pounds the second day. Without even trying. Beat that, Weight Watchers. But I have just one question: what kind of shock and stress results in weight loss like that? More than any words I can conjure up to attempt to express how I felt and what I lived through, to me, "The Felony Diet" says it all.