“Whenever I don’t have to wear makeup, it’s a good day.” (Cameron Diaz)
The other night I was in the bathroom, removing my makeup, getting ready for bed. About the time I entered the raccoon stage—big black circles of eye makeup and mascara mixed with Vaseline (I’m an 80s girl, what can I say? And it’s less expensive than professional makeup remover from Mac, Clinique or any other department store makeup counter), my husband walked in.
He asked, “Do you have any of those makeup remover ‘sheets’?”
I assumed he saw the archaic yet inexpensive makeup removal system I was using and was suggesting I splurge on something better. I clarified, “You mean the little towelettes that come pre-moistened? I’ve used them before, but they’re expensive; not a part of the budget in my new life.”
“Yes,” he replied. “I know they’re more expensive but…”
I assumed he was telling me he thinks I’m worth the extra few dollars said product would cost. But instantly, in that moment, just as I began to get swept away by the romance of my new husband’s caring and concern for even my makeup removal, and before I could respond, he lifted his hair back, showed me his forehead and said, ” I mean, look at this! I tried to take it off, but it doesn’t come off easily. Those towelettes work really well.”
Stage makeup.
For the theater production he’s in this summer at Sundance resort in Utah.
“The Sound of Music.”
It opens this Friday, July 29.
I gave him some of what I was using, and we both stood at the counter, together, and removed our makeup as we talked about the day.
Second marriage moment #20. Standing in front of the mirror, removing my makeup, while my husband did the same!
I never EVER expected that one.
“I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.” (Bruce Willis)
Really. At least I’m pretty sure that’s the message my husband would want me to share with the world should I reveal (as I have) that he sometimes wears makeup because, “not everyone is as liberal-minded as you are,” he says.
Speaking of liberals and conservatives, and politics in general, here’s a good one: “The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.” (Maureen Murphy)
